You’ll have to check the invite list twice before you let your kids throw their next Teddy Tea Party…

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Build-A-Bear has gone X-RATED this valentines day by releasing some horny teddy bears.

Their recent Instagram post has certainly aroused suspicion among fans…


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This isn’t the first time they’ve released their appropriately named ‘After Dark’ range of teddies.


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To be honest, besides the Hugh Hefner esc style of robe, and the ‘Wine Mum’ teddy that looks precisely like the Mumma you know would deliver on the energy, wine – of course, and enough gossip to lead into the early hours of the morning.

They’re actually bloody gorgeous, but it seems we’re missing out. YEP! Only the US & UK get them.

Given we’re the ‘Land Down Under’ this really feels like a missed opportunity… Better luck next year?

(P.S Build-A-Bear if you’re reading this… Could you make’em a little ‘sexier’ next year?)

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