Valentine’s Day can be a total drag if you’re not loved up.
But hey, that doesn’t mean it has to get to you, right? RIGHT?
For those who associate being single with being bitter or a sad sack, there’s a hashtag going around that is going to finally prove that being uncoupled can be hilariously great.
You love Valentine’s Day because it means chocolate will be on sale the next day #SignsYouAreSingle
— Victoria Veruca Salt (@trumpanzeetamer) February 11, 2019
The passenger seat in your car serves as a desk #SignsYouAreSingle
— Luke, Deft 💀 (@LukeWheeler01) February 11, 2019
No one corrects about the way you hang the toilet paper #SignsYouAreSingle
— oorannob (@jvbt82hhs) February 11, 2019
#SignsYouAreSingle you shave only the parts of your legs that show to the public
— Laura W (@lwolfekb) February 11, 2019
— MelaninGodis (@GodisMelanin) February 11, 2019
You do whatever you want all of the damn time.
— Shellie ✌🏻❤️🎶 (@dirtroaddiva1) February 11, 2019
Your longest relationship is with us. #SignsYouAreSingle
— Amazon Prime Video (@PrimeVideo) February 11, 2019
It takes 2 weeks for your dishwasher to be full.
— puzzler (@c_puzzler) February 11, 2019
You finished Netflix
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) February 11, 2019
— Kimmy Baby (@KimmyAlthea) February 11, 2019
#SignsYouAreSingle I’m on your phone.
— Tinder (@Tinder) February 12, 2019
#SignsYouAreSingle your porn folder is named “porn”
— Jason Klingensmith (@klinger2069) February 11, 2019