Step aside, Salt Bae.
Discovered in California this week is, well, this guy.
And we are shook.
But it’s not just his sass that has us straight-up mesmerised, check out the ice creams they make.
According to their Instagram bio, the Blue Nova Ice Cream Truck makes “hand-rolled ice cream” and TBH, it needs to come to Australia.
Matte Black Toasted COCONUT ASH Ice Cream Rolls are coming your way!! 😱👅💦🌚 We will be the first to debut our NEW special flavor as our first surprise in 2017 at @foodbeast @noodsnoodsnoods this Saturday 01/14/17! This rare black ice cream rolls are organic, healthy, detoxifying, and it’s super yummy! Make sure to grab your tickets so you can try this awesome flavor! See you there ✌️✨😋
A huge appreciation to everyone who have been asking and patiently waiting for our yummy ice cream rolls to finally hit the streets in LA! 🙏✨We have been getting a lot of requests and we are almost done locking in our official locations! 📍✨🚎💨✌️ In the meantime, we will be attending our 1st street event at GrubFest in Granada Hills today (Friday, Sept 23) from 5pm-10pm between (Chatsworth & White Oak)! Hope to see you all there! ❤️
Seriously, if this is the official ice cream creation process, we’ll eat it every damn day.