Hot on the heels of Adelaide’s truly horrifying Lamington Burger and Sydney’s pretty-but-pass-the-insulin Fairy Bread Burger… comes Perth with a confident ‘hold my beer’.

We just learned that two places in Perth are serving up some of the wildest food mash-ups masquerading as Australia Day homages we’ve even seen.

Firstly, The Aviary is kicking things off with their Vegemite Pizza:

It’s a simple, delicious dough topped with Vegemite and cheese. Not gonna lie, considering how much I love Vegemite toasties at home, this is something I would 1000% smash.

But really, you’re here to see this absolute heaving beast….

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The Guildford’s Hotel’s Tim Tam Cob Loaf is packed with chocolate mousse and ganache, Oreo crumb, with Tim Tams crumbled though – extra Tim Tams and fairy bread are included for dipping.

*exhales heavily*