Yesterday, we challenged our listeners to caption a candid image of Mike Hammond and Jimmy Barnes in an intense conversation.
From suggestions like “Can you get jonesy out of here he sounds like a injured cat” and “Run mate, because the last plane outa Sydneys almost gone”, the responses just kept getting better and better.
Here were some of our favourites:
Allison Major: “Over there they are selling cheap wine by a friendly three legged goat!”
Jenny Potter: “I told you before you are not cute enough to be my backup singer”
Shane McDermott: “Get in the Back seat and shut up – if i hear you again your walking home.”
Wendy Wild: “You look like the bloke that gave me my last haircut! So you know where you can go.!!!”
Raymond Taylor: “You’ve gotta be Kidding Buddy How the Hell can you say that Jonesy is a Better singer than me The gate is that way !!”
Kelly Conwell: “If you’re going to ask me to eat oranges in the shower, there’s the door”
Jan Murphy: “What in the hell are you waiting for. Everyone has gone that way to the pub.”
Sean Carmody: “Tell them they’re screaming!”
Shaz Kreger: “I told U Mike I wanted a large big Mac meal with the coke cup”
Karen Anderson: “Well, the last plane out of Sydney’s almost gone….”
Colin Clarson: “Not a hammer mate I said a COLD CHISEL !!!!”
Brittany Ward: “Get back to the radio station and play my music”
Jane Napier: “Can you believe Jonesy wants to join the band??”
Ronnie Palazzi: “Mike my love song dedication was for Jayne not for James!!”
Jennifer Hextell: “Hit the road mate! And dont come back here again!!”
Judith Kelly: “Hello, when am I getting announced on stage to perform? Where is “Ladies & Gentlemen, please welcome, Jimmy Barnes with Cold Chisel”?
Kazz Clissold: “Who said im not a working class man !!”
Adam Hocking: “Far out! How long does it take to get an UBER round here!”
Barry Butterfield: “Hey this is my gig not yours BOOT OFF”
Grahame Ross: “Did you fart Jimmy Yeah but it was way over there, it must’ve followed me”
Craig Cook: “You have a cheap wine and a 3 day growth”
Don Mitchell: “For F### sake Elton John’s Concert is next Stadium over!!”
Meg Maastricht: “You got nothing I want, you got nothing I need!”
Debra McLaren: “No use STANDING ON THE OUTSIDE (looking in) Hammond”, “the CHEAP WINE is over there!”
Our personal favourite:
Natalie Muir: “Well if you don’t like it why are you standing there for 20 minutes”
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