Are you a dog person? Maybe you prefer cats? I bet you probably never thought you’d be a rabbit person – and neither did I.
“Wally’s a SAD BUNNY!” Aw, Wally! Why are you sad? “I can’t even fit in my own SHELF! MY EARS! BAD ears!” Oh, Wally. Whoever built this shelf just didn’t know you’d be in it! You have beautiful ears. “But I can’t let them FREE IN MY SHELF!” Aw, Wally. It’s tough being an Angora bunny sometimes! (Wally suddenly perked up with pride. His “realization” [which should come to no surprise to those who know Wally] immediately erased all of his ear-despair.) “I’M AN ANGORA BUNNY!”
It wasn’t until I came across the Instagram account of Wally that I became a rabbit person.
This is Wally’s passport photo. He really wanted me to post it today. “People need to know I’m a worldly bunny! And that I’m well-traveled!” But Wally? You have only been to two states … “But I have a PASSPORT! So I’m a cultured and cosmopolitan bunny!” Wally and I had to talk about what it means to USE your passport versus to HAVE a passport. Now he’s looking up flights to Japan. “Wally wants to see TOKYO!” We will need to make a five- to seven-year allowance saving plan. 😉
Wally is a ridiculously adorable bunny rabbit who wears pigtails and looks like a cross between a dog and a rabbit.
Wally was googling “ponies” (he’s been wanting to find free pony rides for bunnies … sigh. Yes, we’ve talked about the unlikeliness of this) when he came across “side PONYtails” and immediately wanted one. While using my sticker app, he realized, “There’s no SCRUNCHIES! I can’t show my side pony without a SCRUNCHY!” After spending time in the closet (this is where he goes when he’s upset), he learned that bows can also be hair accessories. He doesn’t know that traditionally scrunchies and bows are for girls, but as usual, I let him go with it.
So, why am I so obsessed?
LOOK at him! His fluffy ears, perfect nose, and Disney-like features. I could keep scrolling all day!
And now for a bunny haiku constructed from words from three great caption entries by @hibunnygirl, @timberwolf134 and @allycarnahan (Drake lyrics). The title is in recognition of @kmmavreas, who wrote a wonderful Wally_and_Molly-style caption. “Cool Cat Wally” Running out of woes After that bunny be like, “Six binkies for you!” (Ugh! Are you not able to leave spaces between lines on Instagram? I wish I could leave a space between my caption and haiku, boo! 😔)