A Malaysian teenager has learned the hard way to not put your pecker in a pipe.
The 16-year-old tried to have sex with a toilet pipe jutting out from a wall.
He reportedly “began to panic when his privates swelled and became stuck inside the alloy tube.”
He tried to free himself for over an hour until eventually asking his housemates for help who then called emergency services.
Luckily for the young lad, after some initial difficulties they were able to take him to the hospital (with the pipe still attached) and cut him free with a circle saw in a VERY delicate operation.
You live and you learn, I guess!
Images of the operation here.