Sex Pistols’ Johnny Rotten has been attacked by fleas, which left bites over his nether regions, after befriending a bunch of squirrels.

He said: “I looked down there this morning at my willy and there’s a f****** flea bite on it. And there’s another one on the inside of my leg.”

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