You haven’t lived until you’ve heard Helen Mirren say “spotted dick” while pumped up with helium.

The 69-year-old accepted Jimmy Fallon’s challenge of answering certain questions after sucking in helium from a balloon on The Tonight Show.

What transpired is one of the funniest things we’ve seen all week

The Queen Oscar winner was promoting her new drama with Katie Holmes and Ryan Reynolds, Woman in Gold. But let’s face it, this woman is gold.

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