Uhhh… where do we begin?
If you didn’t watch Bachelor in Paradise last night let us give you a quick little recap.
In the aftermath of the tragic ‘Renee’ themed dinner party, Ciarran break into tears and threatens to leave the show. Renee threatens to leave the show. Timm, embarrassed by how he acted at the dinner table, threatens to go.
Um, and none of the above actually leave.
The only man who ‘technically’ left was JAMIE. Why, you may ask?
Because he absolutely REFUSED to continue on with the show if Timm wasn’t a part of it and in an absolutely bizarre misunderstanding, Jamie thought Timm had packed his bags and left so he too packed his bags and walked off set.
Timm was actually just cuddling with Brittany in her villa.
The cruel cruel producers let Jamie walk pretty far before they decided to intervene and tell him that Timm had in fact not left and Jamie had to do the walk of shame back with his wheelie suitcase in the sand while the rest of the contestants laughs openly at him.