You Can Name A Cockroach After Your Ex This Valentine's Day
Ladies and gentlemen, if you've recently been scorned by the person you thought was the love of your life and you're looking for a way to get even, well we have found the most SAVAGE revenge for you.
One zoo is allowing people to name one of their creepier, dirtier, and tinier creatures (sounds EXACTLY like your ex amiright?) after your ex: a cockroach!
That's right! The Bronx Zoo in New York City are looking for some petty people to undertake the delightful job of naming each and every one of their Madagascan Hissing Cockroaches this Valentine's Day.
It will only cost you a measly $10 to name one roach and they'll even throw in an official certificate which you can keep yourself or send to the lucky person who wronged you as one last 'f*ck you!'.
You can also upgrade your purchase and for $35 you'll get a stuffed cockroach toy so you can really visualise the creature you're naming your ex after, or for $50 the zoo will send you a box of choccies to get you through the tough lovey-dovey holiday period surrounding February 14.
And while you'll already feel super duper knowing that your ex shares a name with one of the creepiest of crawlies out there, you'll feel even better knowing that all of the proceeds of your roach naming purchase will go towards the upkeep of the Bronx Zoo.
Who needs a date to buy you flowers for Valentine's day...treat yourself and buy yourself a steaming hot pile of revenge. Cockroach style.