Woman Slept With "20 Ghosts"; Swears Off Men Altogether
If you're looking for a good time, apparently you should be moving past human companions and looking towards a more spiritual partner, after a woman in England claims to have had some of the best sex of her life with a ghost.
Don't ask us how this is something that's even possible, we're just as confused as you are.
But Amethyst Realm claims to have slept with "20 ghosts" and she says that it was so good that she's given up on being with men altogether.
The 27-year-old "spiritual guidance counsellor" appeared on British breakfast TV show 'This Morning' and told the hosts about her sexual encounter with the spirits.
"It started as an energy, then became physical. There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck," said Ms Realm.
"I just always felt safe. I had sex with the ghost. You can feel it. It's difficult to explain. There was a weight and a weightlessness, a physical breath and stroking, and the energy as well."
Ms Realm says that her first intimate experience with a ghost was 12 years ago when she had moved into a new house with her then-fiance. She felt a presence almost straight away in the house.
The sexual encounters continued for three years in secret before her partner caught her out.
Again, don't ask us what exactly he caught her doing. We have no idea how ghost sex would work or what it would look like...
And in even more insane news, Ms Realm is now looking into the possibility of becoming impregnated by one of her ghost partners.
Okay if this were at all possible, would the baby be human or ghost? Or half and half?! We just have so many unanswered questions with this story...