Old Blokes Escape Nursing Home, Go To Heavy Metal Festival
A nursing home in Germany was sent into a panic when two senior citizens disappeared without a trace.
The cops conducted a search throughout the night until they were eventually found at 3 AM, "disoriented and dazed" at Wacken Open Air Festival amongst a sea of 70,000 metal heads.
Tickets to this fest were completely sold out so this scenario poses the question - maybe the whole escape was planned months in advance...
Or maybe they just finessed their way past security.
According to authorities, the pair were "reluctant to leave".
"They obviously really liked the metal festival," a police spokeswoman said.