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29 Worst Valentine's Day Gifts

Whether you love or hate Valentine's Day, we can all agree that these gifts are a sure-fire ways to kill your relationship.

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29 Worst Valentine's Day Gifts
Hair removal gel... again, grooming products are a no-no. Especially ones that say "I don't like your excess hair." Hair removal gel... again, grooming products are a no-no. Especially ones that say "I don't like your excess hair."
A piece of jewelry in a ring-sized box that isn't, in fact, a ring. Because that's just mean. A piece of jewelry in a ring-sized box that isn't, in fact, a ring. Because that's just mean.
A subscription to Weight Watchers. Even if your significant other is overweight... this is NOT the time. A subscription to Weight Watchers. Even if your significant other is overweight... this is NOT the time.
ANYTHING from the seasonal aisle at the nearest drug store is a no-no. ANYTHING from the seasonal aisle at the nearest drug store is a no-no.
Listerine. Listerine.
Lingerie that's too small also sends the wrong message... like 'I wish you were this size." Lingerie that's too small also sends the wrong message... like 'I wish you were this size."
Celebrating Valentine's Day with the cheapest bottle of champagne says you're not invested in the relationship... literally. Celebrating Valentine's Day with the cheapest bottle of champagne says you're not invested in the relationship... literally.
Bittersweets. This mean take on conversation hearts will surely shut up your lover. Bittersweets. This mean take on conversation hearts will surely shut up your lover.
Faux romance. There's no substitute for the real thing. Faux romance. There's no substitute for the real thing.
Workout videos. Also not a good idea. Workout videos. Also not a good idea.
Lingerie that's too big. Don't remind your lady of her, uh, shortcomings, unless you're man enough to be held responsible for your own! Lingerie that's too big. Don't remind your lady of her, uh, shortcomings, unless you're man enough to be held responsible for your own!
A gym membership. MAYBE you can get away with it for New Year's, but on Valentine's Day the LAST thing you want to do is tell your partner you want them to shape up. A gym membership. MAYBE you can get away with it for New Year's, but on Valentine's Day the LAST thing you want to do is tell your partner you want them to shape up.
Eye cream. Pointing out your girlfriend's crow's feet will send her kicking and screaming. Eye cream. Pointing out your girlfriend's crow's feet will send her kicking and screaming.
V-Day doesn't stand for Viagra. V-Day doesn't stand for Viagra.
Facebook "gifts" - if your love can only be expressed virtually, you've got bigger problems. Facebook "gifts" - if your love can only be expressed virtually, you've got bigger problems.
Deodorant. Even if you call your honey "Stinky" this won't win you any brownie points. Deodorant. Even if you call your honey "Stinky" this won't win you any brownie points.
Self-help books - Because no-one wants to be told they need self-help from someone who isn't, well, their self. Self-help books - Because no-one wants to be told they need self-help from someone who isn't, well, their self.
Cheque Cheque
Diamond Ring Keychain Diamond Ring Keychain
Anything sharp Anything sharp
Vacuum Cleaner Vacuum Cleaner
Socks Socks
Nothing Nothing
Scales Scales
Lottery ticket Lottery ticket
Cash Cash
A gift from a grocery store A gift from a grocery store
Porn Porn
Spanx Spanx
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Hair removal gel... again, grooming products are a no-no. Especially ones that say "I don't like your excess hair." via Flickr
A piece of jewelry in a ring-sized box that isn't, in fact, a ring. Because that's just mean via Flickr
A subscription to Weight Watchers. Even if your significant other is overweight... this is NOT the time via Flickr
ANYTHING from the seasonal aisle at the nearest drug store is a no-no via Flickr
Listerine via Flickr
Lingerie that's too small also sends the wrong message... like 'I wish you were this size." via Flickr
Celebrating Valentine's Day with the cheapest bottle of champagne says you're not invested in the relationship... literally via Flickr
Bittersweets. This mean take on conversation hearts will surely shut up your lover via Flickr
Faux romance. There's no substitute for the real thing via Flickr
Workout videos. Also not a good idea via Flickr
Lingerie that's too big. Don't remind your lady of her, uh, shortcomings, unless you're man enough to be held responsible for your own! via Flickr
A gym membership. MAYBE you can get away with it for New Year's, but on Valentine's Day the LAST thing you want to do is tell your partner you want them to shape up via Flickr
Eye cream. Pointing out your girlfriend's crow's feet will send her kicking and screaming via Flickr
V-Day doesn't stand for Viagra via Flickr
Facebook "gifts" - if your love can only be expressed virtually, you've got bigger problems via Flickr
Deodorant. Even if you call your honey "Stinky" this won't win you any brownie points via Flickr
Self-help books - Because no-one wants to be told they need self-help from someone who isn't, well, their self via Flickr
Cheque via Shutterstock
Diamond Ring Keychain via Shutterstock
Anything sharp - it's thought to be bad luck in some philosophies. Plus it's super creepy via Wikimedia Commons
Vacuum Cleaner via Flickr
Socks via Shutterstock
Nothing
Scales via Getty Images
Lottery ticket via Shutttterstock
Cash via Getty Images
A gift from a grocery store via Getty Images
Porn via Shuttterstock
Spanx via Getty Images
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